KIDS’ NAMES FOR THINGS

(October, 2020) Huffington Post asked members of their Parents Facebook community to share the funny names their kids have for various things. Some of the responses:
– My son calls grated parmesan cheese “spaghetti sprinkles”
– My 5-year-old calls aprons “baking capes”
– My 6-year-old claims her 8-year-old brother gives her “migrating headaches”
– When my son was maybe 7 or 8, he asked me, “Why do I always see signs that say ‘penny saliva’ everywhere?” I had no idea what he was talking about until he pointed one out to me. We live in Pennsylvania.”
– Detergent is “laundry sauce”
– My kids called the washing machine the “wetter” ― as in the opposite of the dryer
– I still call Chick-fil-A “Chick-Olé” because a grandson used to call it that.”
– My daughter called the Statue of Liberty the “Queen of Starbucks
– My son asked if people “kiss under the cameltoe?”
– My 4-year-old calls her bikini her “zucchini”
– My oldest daughter used to call the FedEx truck the “fatass truck”
– My daughter said “arts and craps” instead of “arts and crafts”
– My daughter used to call school buses “bumblebee trucks”
– “Underground town” is what my daughter called cemeteries
– My 4-year-old calls spaghetti “sir daddy”
– My son called the Statue of Liberty the “statue delivery” I asked why, he said, “She delivers things.”
– One of my boys called the cup holder on the car door a “door bowl”
– Our 6-year-old thinks we keep our food in the “pine tree” (pantry)
* And remember, parents, have your kid’s hearing checked regularly.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did your kid come up with a cute name for something?