WOMAN DIES, IMPALED BY BEACH UMBRELLA
On her birthday.
DUI SUSPECT WEARING TUTU, CHASTITY BELT
Had to get the key from his girlfriend.
TOWN MAYOR BREAKS LITTLE LEAGUE UMPIRE'S JAW
Donald Trump, I think we just found your running mate.
MAN MASHED BY MUSHROOMS
What a delicious way to go.
TESTIMONY: WOMAN ADMITTED SABOTAGING BOYFRIEND'S KAYAK
And pushing away his paddle.
NAKED, HIGH COLLEGE KID DIVES INTO GARBAGE TRUCK
“Drenched in a slippery, malodorous liquid.”
BIZARRE CASE: TWIN ACCUSED OF DRIVING OFF CLIFF TO KILL SISTER
Witnesses saw them arguing before the plunge.
PLAYBOY MANSION SOLD
To the millionaire next door.
AUDIO: BURGER KING TESTS OUT THE WHOPPERITO
Same ingredients, different name.