WOMAN DIES, IMPALED BY BEACH UMBRELLA
On her birthday.
On her birthday.
Had to get the key from his girlfriend.
Donald Trump, I think we just found your running mate.
What a delicious way to go.
And pushing away his paddle.
“Drenched in a slippery, malodorous liquid.”
Witnesses saw them arguing before the plunge.
Me so Lodwick!
To the millionaire next door.
Same ingredients, different name.