DUI SUSPECT WEARING TUTU, CHASTITY BELT

Tennessee Highway Patrol reports that 35-year-old Curtis Scott Eidam of Oak Ridge entered a sobriety checkpoint on May 14th. Officers detected the smell of alcohol coming from the vehicle and from Eidam himself. He admitted to officers that he had consumed four or five shots of liquor in the hours before the encounter and also admitted that he had a pistol in the center console of the vehicle. Eidam and his female passenger Rebecka Alexander, who was described as also being visibly intoxicated, were removed from the vehicle, which is when officers noted that Eidam was wearing some sort of red mesh hose, a tutu, and a ribbon tied in his goatee. He failed a field sobriety test and was taken into custody, at which time he told officers that he would need a key to unlock the chastity belt he was wearing. The key was being worn as a necklace by Alexander. Eidam was charged with DUI and for possessing a weapon while intoxicated.
* Just another boy and girl in love, making memories together.
* Where were they headed? Victoria’s Secret?
* It was technically a sobriety checkpoint but it turned out to be more of an alcohol checkpoint.
* You know it’s rough when you’re so drunk that the car is putting off alcohol fumes.
* This guy needs a chastity belt over his mouth so he can’t get drunk.
* Red mesh hose, a tutu, and a ribbon tied in his goatee? I’d like to comment on that outfit but I’m too afraid of the PC police.
* He should have just said he was transgender and they would have let him go.
* At least the cops didn’t find the goat in the trunk.