SCHOOL REPLACES DETENTION WITH MEDITATION
And it works great.
CHASE SUSPECT SHOOTS OUT HIS OWN TIRES
By tossing shotgun out the window.
"SMACK FOR A SNACK" AT DAY CARE CENTER
Kids would get hit on the legs or hands with a ruler to get some yogurt.
COLLEGE KID GETS TO BE CALLED "YOUR MAJESTY"
Students get to decide what they want to be called.
DRUNK, NAKED, DEFECATING MAN
In Iowa City.
DOCTOR SUSPENDED FOR ADDING CAT SALIVA TO VACCINATIONS
It’s ok, he’s been doing it for ten years.
TODAY IN CLOWN NEWS
“If you run around in a clown suit, you should probably expect for citizens to beat you.”
GUY CHEATS CARPOOL LANE WITH DONALD TRUMP FACE
Making the carpool lane great again.
ICE CREAM COMPANY MAKES CLINTON, TRUMP FLAVORS
We’ve got the scoop!