MORE COLLEGE CODDLING: NAP ROOMS
Awww…is my widdle snowfwake sweepy?
DRUG HOUSE HAS "ATTENTION SNITCHES" SIGN ON FRONT DOOR
In West Virginia.
STUDENTS ON FARM FIELD TRIP GASSED BY NEARBY PRISON
The wind shifted.
SHOPLIFTER LOSES PANTS DURING ESCAPE
Holey smoke.
CAT CATCHES BURGLARS
Cat burglars.
TEACHER WRITES "FOCUS" ON STUDENT'S FOREHEAD
Yeah, he got in trouble for it.
MAN TO SWIM ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN
He’s already swum the Atlantic.
"CLOWN LIVES MATTER" MARCH
Oct. 15 in Tucson.
AUDIO: AXE-THROWING BEER HALLS NOW HAVE "AXE YOUR EX" NIGHTS
Sleep well, gentlemen.
AUDIO: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A TURKEY DROP
With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.