BURGER KING RESTAURANT DRESSES UP AS GHOST OF MCDONALD'S FOR HALLOWEEN
Trick or fries.
BACHELOR PARTY TURNS INTO PUPPY RESCUE
In a cabin in the woods.
NYC PARKING SPOT GOES FOR $185,000
You get coffee, though.
MAN RUNS OVER HIMSELF, TRUCK CRASHES INTO HOUSE
Alcohol was involved.
THE WD-40 CREAKY DOOR APP FOR HALLOWEEN
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
LAS VEGAS CASINO JUST FOR THE CHINESE
It’s been feng shui-ed til next Tuesday.
TUFTS COLLEGE WILL CALL THE COPS ON OFFENSIVE COSTUMES
So much for college rebellion.
MAN DRESSED AS TREE BLOCKS TRAFFIC
Oh, yes, there are puns.
WOMAN GETS MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE SENT BY HER FATHER 56 YEARS AGO
And it cost her some money.