WOMAN WITH HATCHET DEMANDS SEX
She gots to have it.
AUDIO: WOMAN SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL
Of course it was YouTubed.
EVICTED TENANT DUMPS POO IN THE POOL
Of a mobile home park.
AUDIO: STREET MAGICIAN TRIES THE OLD DISAPPEARING BIKINI TRICK
In Clearwater, Florida…
FLORIDA MAN PUNCHES SWAN
He didn’t like its attitude.
FOOT FETISHIST HIDES UNDER CARS, GRABS WOMEN'S ANKLES
And who among us hasn’t done this at least once?
AUDIO: COUPLE HELD HOSTAGE BY THEIR CAT
“It attacked my husband.”
ROBBERY SUSPECTS DRIVE RIGHT INTO FBI PARKING LOT
Bonus word: jugging