TWO NAKED PEOPLE ON STOLEN LAWN MOWER
In Joplin, MO.
POT SMOKERS STOLE HUMAN BRAIN
For the formaldehyde.
AUDIO: WE'RE HAVING A HEATWAVE
A tropical heatwave.
DONUTS + CHERRY SODA = CHEERWINE KREME SODA
Yay, America!
MYSTERY MAN HIDES $100 BILLS AROUND SALEM, OREGON
$50,000 so far.
WOMAN SKIPPED MORE THAN 500 TOLLS
Owes more than $16,000.
POLICE OFFICER MADE "ONE IN A BILLION" SHOT
His bullet went down the barrel of the bad guy’s gun.
STRANDED TUBERS WERE TOLD THE RIVER GOES IN A CIRCLE
Really? OK, great.
MUGGER USES ELECTRIC GUITAR AS A WEAPON
He was unsuccessful.
POKEMON GO PLAYER STABBED, KEEPS PLAYING
So brave…so brave.