NEW HAMPSHIRE TRUCKS IN WATER FOR DRY LAND SNOWMOBILE RACES
Not snow, mind you – water.
DAD, SON FIGHT OVER TRASHED LEGOS
“Son” is 19.
WEED WHACKER ATTACKER
Neighbor vs. neighbor.
AUDIO: COW HIT BY MILK TRUCK
Ironically.
MALL OF AMERICA TO BE CLOSED ON THANKSGIVING
But open 5am Black Friday.
AUDIO: COLLEGE LACROSSE TEAMS CHOOSE WINNER BY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS
The old-fashioned way.
PENNSYLVANIA STATE POLICE ISSUES CLOWN THREAT BULLETIN
Again with the clowns.
WOMAN WAS CHARGED $39.95 TO HOLD HER NEWBORN BABY
It was itemized on the bill.
TEEN TRIES TO HIRE KILLER CLOWN TO OFF HER TEACHER
The clown was right there, on social media, so why not?