AUDIO: BURGER KING TESTS OUT THE WHOPPERITO
Burger King has unveiled the unholy offspring of a cheeseburger and a burrito, aptly named the Whopperito. The Whopperito takes all the innards from a Whopper – cheese, meat, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle – and wraps them in a tortilla. The item is currently being tested at Burger King locations in Hermitage, Pennsylvania.
* When will science learn???
* Sorry, but this does NOT sound very bueno.
* This is REALLY gonna make Trump want to build the wall.
* Whopperito? More Like Whopper-eat-NO!
* Hey, Burger King – America is still trying to get used to your grilled hot dogs.
* Wait – isn’t this just a ground beef burrito – with pickles?
* It’s currently being tested? Thanks for the warning.
* Hello? I’m not hearing bacon here.
* Now if they could just inject this mess into a pizza crust, then they’d really have something.
* This is starting to sound like one of those monstrosities from the Texas State Fair.
* Naa, if it was from the Texas State Fair, they’d dip the whole thing in batter and deep-fry it.
CLIP: This is like what Taco Bell tries to pull every couple of months: our classic “Alphabetaco” spot.
