HELP WANTED: AIR FORCE PILOTS
Must be willing to be shot at.
CITY RETURNS ICE CREAM TO PUBLIC POOLS
Thanks Boulder, Colorado.
MACY'S CLOSING 100 STORES
Six quarters of falling sales.
FLORIDA MAN BANNED FROM ORDERING PIZZA
Too many fake orders.
MAN CLIMBS TRUMP TOWER
With sucker discs.
"SUPPORT" MONKEY GETS LOOSE ON PLANE
Frontier airlines.
GUY LIED ABOUT BEAR ATTACK
It is not known why.
AUDIO: HOME-MADE FLAMETHROWER FAILS TO KILL COCKROACHES
But it does cause a fire.
MONETIZING THE MOON
You can go there and take stuff.