FLORIDA MAN BANNED FROM ORDERING PIZZA

A Sebastian, Florida, man charged with harassing restaurants has been prohibited from calling for pizza delivery. In June, police began investigating phone calls Randy Riddle, 49, made to several area pizza delivery places. In a three-week period, Riddle made orders and refused to pay for them, directed delivery people to fake or vacant addresses, and made calls to the businesses just to tell them their pizza was gross. Riddle used five different phone numbers for the calls. He sometimes used a false name; other times, he refused to leave his name. The businesses said they lost at least $667 because of food they cooked that wasn’t paid for. Riddle was charged with four counts of harassing phone calls, and petty theft. As a condition of his bail, a judge ordered that Riddle can’t call the pizza shops any more.
* Get ready, Sebastian, Florida Uber drivers!
* “Hello, Uber? I need six cars to transport a wedding party to Tampa!”
* Why did he do it? Just one of life’s many Riddles, of course.
* Who orders pizza and then doesn’t eat it? The man is insane.
* Isn’t the right to call for pizza found in the U.S. Constitution?
* No pizza? Great – now this jerk will live longer.
* You can tap our emails. You can miss with our Bill of Rights. But when you mess with our pizza, mister, you’ve got a problem.
* Wow, how bad was the pizza that set him on this life of crime?
* I bet it was one of those things where they got his order wrong.
* Maybe we should review just in case: When a fast food place messes up your order, it does not give you the right to do anything you want to retaliate. Are we clear?