WOMAN CALLS COPS ON MAN WHISTLING "CLOSING TIME"
I know who I want to take me home.
PRIVATE DRONE CATCHES LIQUOR THIEF
Guy just happened to be flying his camera drone.
LAW FIRM WRITES SONG: "DON'T EAT YOUR WEED"
Ladies & gentlemen, Hutson and Harris!
BURGLAR STOLE TWO BEERS
Obsidian Stout.
THE TOWN THAT HATED CHRISTMAS
Exeter, New Hapnshire.
WOMAN JUMPS OUT OF AIRPLANE ON THE GROUND
While waiting for an available gate.
COUPLE MARRIES IN SUPERMARKET ON THANKSGIVING
Where they met four years ago.
SUSPECT TO COPS: "HE WENT THAT WAY."
Didn’t work.