AUDIO: THE GREAT CLOWN SCARE OF 2016 CLOSES SCHOOLS
Two in Alabama.
STUNTMAN SUCCESSFULLY ROCKETS OVER IDAHO CANYON
Up yours, Knievel.
TODAY'S HEROIN STORY: DOG INGESTS BAG OF HEROIN
Dog eats horse.
CHEERLEADERS' UNIFORMS GIVE UTAH TEEN IMPURE THOUGHTS
That means they’re working.
WOMAN WINS $1,000, THEN $1,000,000 IN LOTTERY
A great-grandmother.
SOMEONE IS STEALING THE 0'S AND 1'S FROM HOME ADDRESSES
So far, the evidence doesn’t add up to much.
AUDIO: STOP KISSING YOUR CHICKEN
And keep it out of the bedroom, too.
MAN FALSELY CLAIMS HE WAS SHOT BY CLOWN
Nah… it was a drug deal gone bad.