TORNADO CARRIES WOMAN IN BATHTUB INTO THE WOODS
Carried her clean away.
AUDIO: HOTEL GUESTS LEAVE TARANTULA
As they do.
$20 MILLION CASH IN THE MATTRESS
Cops bust money laundering scheme.
WOMAN STRUCK WITH FROZEN SAUSAGE
Coldcocked.
ADIDAS INVENTS A DISSOLVABLE SHOE
Melts away down the sink.
BANK ROBBER WOULD RATHER BE IN JAIL THAN WITH WIFE
To bank guard: “I’m the guy you’re looking for.”
10-POINT BULL ELK WALKS INTO GIFT SHOP
Stands there for 45 minutes.
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE FOUND
Immediately, as it turned out.
AUDIO: MAN SHOPLIFTS GUITAR IN PANTS
A Tobacco Sunburst Fender.