UNSUCCESSFUL JOB APPLICANT MAILS DEAD ANIMALS TO GUY WHO GOT THE JOB
Four skunks and a raccoon.
WALMART IS DEVELOPING ROBOT SHOPPING CARTS
It could also return itself from the parking lot.
STATE FAIR FOODS RESTAURANT AT WALMART
Finally, hot cookie fries while shopping for underwear.
NOSE PARTIALLY BITTEN OFF
Don’t think this is funny, ’cause it’s not.
THIEVES LEAVE LIST OF WHAT THEY STOLE
As a courtesy.
THE HITCHHIKING BRIDE
The limo got a flat.
BUBBLE WRAP SHUTS DOWN THREE SCHOOLS
A military academy?
MAN SHOT AFTER ASKING IF BULLETPROOF VEST STILL WORKS
Key phrase: “Let’s see.”
WOMAN TRIES TO REMOVE BODY FROM CASKET
No souvenirs!