AUDIO: MAN IS WEARING HIS GARBAGE FOR A MONTH
On purpose.
DOCTOR SUSPENDED FOR ADDING CAT SALIVA TO VACCINATIONS
It’s ok, he’s been doing it for ten years.
TODAY IN CLOWN NEWS
“If you run around in a clown suit, you should probably expect for citizens to beat you.”
GUY CHEATS CARPOOL LANE WITH DONALD TRUMP FACE
Making the carpool lane great again.
ICE CREAM COMPANY MAKES CLINTON, TRUMP FLAVORS
We’ve got the scoop!
INSTANT COFFEE PROMISES ERECTIONS
An instant coffee that promises instant erections has been criticized by health experts. The company, Maryland-based Stiff Bull, claims a cupful of the exotic herbs-packed drink will make guys “stay harder longer.” According to the website, the coffee contains a blend of ingredients such as – tongkat Ali, maca root, and guarana. The makers say…
WANTED MAN DARES COPS TO FIND HIM
A 24-year-old Tampa, Florida, man wanted on numerous criminal charges was in jail Wednesday after daring investigators to find him. Cameron Cox was wanted on charges of dealing in stolen property, two counts of giving false information on a pawnbroker form, three counts of burglary, grand theft and petit theft. Knowing the police were looking…
A BAR FOR PRETTY PEOPLE ONLY
Finally, a place for you.
BLACK MOON THIS FRIDAY
Look, up in the sky – it’s nothing!