ROBOT GYNECOLOGIST
HAL 9000, at your cervix!
STOLEN CAR RETURNED WITH MONEY, APOLOGY NOTE
Oops, wrong car.
BACHELOR PARTY TURNS INTO PUPPY RESCUE
In a cabin in the woods.
NYC PARKING SPOT GOES FOR $185,000
You get coffee, though.
MAN RUNS OVER HIMSELF, TRUCK CRASHES INTO HOUSE
Alcohol was involved.
THE WD-40 CREAKY DOOR APP FOR HALLOWEEN
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
LAS VEGAS CASINO JUST FOR THE CHINESE
It’s been feng shui-ed til next Tuesday.
TUFTS COLLEGE WILL CALL THE COPS ON OFFENSIVE COSTUMES
So much for college rebellion.