MAN DRESSED AS TREE BLOCKS TRAFFIC
Oh, yes, there are puns.
WOMAN GETS MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE SENT BY HER FATHER 56 YEARS AGO
And it cost her some money.
MAN RUNS ACROSS U.S. IN 42 DAYS
Previous record was 46 days.
WOMAN SUING KFC OVER HALF-FULL BUCKET OF CHICKEN
How come it’s not overflowing out of the bucket?
STADIUM BATHROOMS FAIL FOR 100,000
At the Alabama – Texas A&M game.
FALSE ALARM OF CHILD LEFT IN HOT CAR
Woman ends up with broken car windows.
MAN DIES RATHER THAN WATCH ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Some guys have all the luck.
GRANDMA BEATS INTRUDER WITH A CROWBAR
Sleeping in her room last Monday morn.
NEW BIKE LOCK WILL MAKE THIEVES VOMIT
Emits a noxious odor when someone tries to cut through it.
COLORADO BEAR DRIVES INTO A TREE
As they do.