KINDERGARTENER BRINGS 30 PACKETS OF HEROIN TO SCHOOL

A Trenton, New Jersey, schoolteacher was in shock when she realized her 5-year-old kindergarten student had brought 30 packets of heroin to school Monday. The 5-year-old boy, a student at the International Academy of Trenton, was playing with a white packet that his teacher thought was a candy wrapper. The teacher told the student to put the packet away. When the student pulled it back out, the teacher confiscated it and realized it was a packet of heroin. She then looked in his lunchbox and found 29 more packets of the potent street drug which has led to countless overdose deaths across the nation. The student was taken to a hospital, where he was tested and came back negative for opioids. Detectives from the criminal bureau are investigating to determine where the boy got the drugs. So far, no one has been charged.
* The Heroin Fairy?
* Ever hear a 5-year-old scream “Illegal search and seizure!”? It’s so adorable.
* The heroin was cut with chalk dust from the blackboard.
* This sounds like a job for “Law and Order: Special Kiddie Unit.”
* The teacher wondered why class nap time kept lasting seven and a half hours.
* Remember how the teacher would catch you with gum and say, “Did you bring enough for the rest of the class”? Well, this kid brought enough for the rest of the class.
* Time for another group email to the parents.
* They knew something was wrong when the kid’s favorite celebrity was Pablo Escobar.
* Do you realize what it takes to shock a teacher these days?