MCDONALD'S GIVES 100-YEAR-OLD REGULAR CUSTOMER FREE MEALS FOR LIFE
She goes almost every day.
TARGET PULLS CLOWN MASKS
Well, there goes $20 million in Halloween revenue.
GUY STEALS $160,000 WORTH OF JAMAICAN CHEESE
Tastee Cheese.
A 357-DAY CRUISE
Just $155,000.
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA TO COUNSEL STUDENTS OFFENDED BY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Well boo-freakin’-hoo.
ZOMBIE HUNTER ALMOST KILLS A GUY
“Making sure my neighborhood is safe.”
MAN RUNS MARATHON WHILE JUGGLING
Joggling. Har!
MAN FAKES KIDNAPPING TO GO OUT WITH FRIENDS
Note: fake kidnappings never work.
AUDIO: RAPPERS PULL GUN ON CLOWN IN CHICAGO
Thank you, rappers, for making this world just a little better.