MCDONALD'S GIVES 100-YEAR-OLD REGULAR CUSTOMER FREE MEALS FOR LIFE
She goes almost every day.
She goes almost every day.
Well, there goes $20 million in Halloween revenue.
Tastee Cheese.
Just $155,000.
Well boo-freakin’-hoo.
“Making sure my neighborhood is safe.”
Joggling. Har!
Note: fake kidnappings never work.
Thank you, rappers, for making this world just a little better.