THIEVES LEAVE LIST OF WHAT THEY STOLE

Thieves broke into a Houston, Texas, home on Monday and swiped electronic equipment, leaving behind two grammatically-challenged notes confessing to the crime, in child-like handwriting. Homeowner Joseph Alvarado and his daughter were out for the day when the crooks hopped the fence and kicked in the back door. They ransacked the place, stealing a Playstation off a mantle in the living room and snatching the daughter’s laptop from her upstairs room. The daughter came home first and found the front door ajar. Then her father came in and discovered the two notes littered with misspellings. One of the letters stated: “I stole your suffe because my borther told me not to.” The other note started out with the word “We” crossed out. The writer then scrawled, “I broke in … haha … and took your PS3, controlers, games, and computer … by: a kid haha.” Police have no leads.
* With all those misspellings, the first place I’d check is Starbucks.
* See where we’d be without spell-check?
* If they get caught, they’re going to pirson.
* If only all thieves would leave a list, it would save a lot of time.
* It will also help you when you contact your home insurance.
* I don’t think the FBI would have to work too hard to come up with a profile here.
* Unless they’re seasoned career criminals pretending to be kids to throw the cops off.
* So that’s why they call it the Department of Corrections – to correct the prisoners’ grammar.