DOG INFESTED WITH 85 TICKS
Not to mention the rest of the house.
NORWAY, LAND OF CHLAMYDIA
It’s easy to catch chlamydia in the back of fjord.
BURGLAR CAUGHT BY HIS BODY ODOR
The case stinks.
RATS BREAK INTO ATM, EAT MONEY
1.2 million rupees.
BURGER KING RUSSIA PULLS “GET IMPREGNATED BY A SOCCER PLAYER” PROMOTION
Lifetime supply of Whoppers.
BEGGAR ON AN AIRPLANE
Qatar Airways
MAN KILLED BY HIS MOTHER’S COFFIN
And you thought your mother was controlling.