MCDONALD’S BATHROOM RESTRICTIONS IN AUSTRALIA
Bathroom code is on the receipt.
THE MAN WITH THE LEECH UP HIS NOSE
For two weeks.
OLDEST WOMAN IN WORLD TURNS 129, STILL WISHES SHE WERE DEAD
“I have not had a single happy day in my life.”
MAN PUMPS HIS FECES INTO EX-FRIEND’S MAIL SLOT
With a homemade pump.
IN SEARCH OF… THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S DNA
A “global team of scientists.”
ANNE FRANK’S DIARY HAD DIRTY JOKES
Why, Anne Frank, you little scamp!
ROYAL WEDDING: SOMEONE’S SPRAY-PAINTING “FORK” ALONG THE ROUTE
Quizzical graffiti.
FINLAND’S ALL-FEMALE ISLAND RESORT
Opening in June.
AUDIO: SEXUALITY EXPERT SUGGESTS ASKING BABY IF IT’S OK TO CHANGE DIAPER
Still waiting for an answer, Junior.