PSYCHIC OCTOPUS REWARDED FOR CORRECT PREDICTIONS BY BEING EATEN
Didn’t see it coming.
LOOSE FOOD CART CAREENS DOWN THE AISLE DURING JET LANDING
“Everyone was frightened and people screamed.”
TERRIFYING PARASAILING INCIDENT
Rope breaks, she crashes at an airport.
BUNNY CAUSES BOMB SCARE AT AIRPORT
Left in a shopping bag in the ladies room.
MEN FIGHT OVER THE LAST AVAILABLE URINAL
Pissing match.
GUY SMASHES ATM WHEN IT ATE HIS CARD, DENIED HIM PIE
Should have pled insanity.
JAPANESE CASTAWAY FORCED OFF HIS ISLAND
30 years, naked and alone.