THE 59,000-YEAR-OLD DENTIST
Tim Conway?
ATTEMPT TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC IN A 4-FOOT BOAT
Sail on, sailor.
TOUR COMPANY REFUNDS FAMILY $1200 BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T FIND POOL CHAIRS
Who are we to sit in judgment?
MAN WALKS INTO HOSPITAL WITH A MACHETE IN HIS HEAD
Not an episode of The Pitt.
AUDIO: DRIVER CRASHES INTO MURAL THAT LOOKS LIKE A TUNNEL ENTRANCE
© Looney Tunes (1954)
TIMMY THE WHALE, R.I.P.
Aw, quit your blubberin’!
10 ARRESTED FOR CLAIMING THEIR GENITALS WERE STOLEN
She turned me into a newt!
AUDIO: FRENCH PRESIDENT SINGS, ARMENIAN PRESIDENT PLAYS DRUMS DURING DINNER
Give it up for Macron & Pashinyanfunkel!
HOW KIDS SUBVERT WEBSITE AGE VERIFICATION: FAKE MUSTACHES
Hello, fellow adults!
MUST LOVE DOGS
Hot diggety!