BEACH CLOSED BECAUSE OF PERVY DOLPHIN
Flipper, no!
BELGIUM SCIENTISTS NOT TIRED OF YOUR CRAP
Really – they need it.
DOLPHINS PROTECT MOM WHALE & BABY FROM GANG OF WHALE TOUGHS
Dolphins: cockblockers of the deep.
ILLEGAL TURTLE FARM RAIDED
Cowabunga!
DRUNK MAN SLEEPS IT OFF AT PARENTS’ FORMER HOME
They had moved two years before.
WINNER OF BEER MILE CLASSIC DISQUALIFIED
He didn’t drink enough.
GUY SOLVES SIX RUBIK’S CUBES UNDERWATER
Quite the daredevil.
IRISH HIKER HIT BY FALLING SHEEP
What are the odds.