MAN SAYS HE’S NOT DEAD; COURT DISAGREES
Thinks he’ll go for a walk.
DOCTORS REMOVE 100 FISH BONES FROM MAN’S RECTUM
He ate carp, bones and all.
CHINA TELLS ITS SINGLE WOMEN TO “SETTLE”
Get on with it!
WORLD’S OLDEST TATTOO
At least it’s not a prehistoric tramp stamp.
AUDIO: OWEN WILSON “WOW” DAY
Thousands will say “Wow” today in unison.
PRISONER WHO “INSERTED” DRUGS INTO HIS BODY ON TOILET STRIKE
20 days and counting.
INDIAN HUSBAND STOLE AND SOLD WIFE’S KIDNEY FOR A DOWRY
She thought it was an appendectomy.