BABY BORN ON FRENCH METRO TO GET 25 YEARS OF FREE RIDES
Le plop.
RESTAURANT’S “ALL YOU CAN EAT” POLICY BACKFIRES
As they always do.
BRITISH PARLIAMENT DINING ROOM CHANGES NAME OF DESSERT TO “SPOTTED RICHARD”
STD: Super Tasty Dessert.
CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND SABOTAGED MAN’S MUSICAL CAREER
Clarinet? Clari-NOT!
FRENCH POLICE STOP TERRORIST PLOT TO BOMB SEX CLUB
One big bang in exchange for another.
PSYCHIC CAT TO PREDICT WORLD CUP WINNERS
So far: 100%. (one game)
WOMAN CALLS 911 OVER SLOW PIZZA
Alcohol was NOT involved.
DRUNK MAN HAD INFLATABLE DOLL ON AIRPLANE
Plane diverts.
WHALE TRAINER PUTS LIPSTICK ON A BELUGA
It’s adorable. But don’t do it.