GUY DRIVES TO POLICE STATION FOR BREATHALYZER TO PROVE HE’S NOT DRUNK
Guess what happened?
WIN A NIGHT ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Bring a blanket.
FIRST DATE ABANDONS INJURED GIRL ON MOUNTAIN
Late for work. Sorry, bye.
AUTHOR KILLED PEOPLE, USED DETAILS IN HIS BOOKS
Write what you know.
DUREX ISSUES CONDOM RECALL
Not the kind of thing you want to hear.
SAUDI COUPLE JAILED AFTER KISS DURING DRIVING LESSON
It was just a peck on the cheek.
MAN FAKES DEATH TO SCAM HIS FAMILY OUT OF MONEY FOR FUNERAL
But then he answered the phone.