THE TOWN OF VULCAN, CANADA TO BUY NEW STAR TREK JACKETS FOR THE CITY COUNCIL
Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a tailor.
CHEESE IS A HIP HOP FAN
Better cheese through hip hop.
THIEVES STEAL FAKE PAINTING PLANTED BY POLICE
They knew the crime was coming.
GANG OF CHICKENS KILLS FOX IN HENHOUSE
Angry peckers.
ME+MOO: THE FARM COW APP
Connected cows.
WOMAN LEFT HER BABY AT THE AIRPORT
Common mistake.
DIVER ALMOST EATEN BY A WHALE
Don’t be silly, whales eat krill. Hey, look at the krill.
WOMAN CRIES ‘MURDER’ TO GET COPS THERE FASTER
To move a car blocking her garage.