MAN HAS VIBRATING BLUETOOTH COMPASS EMBEDDED IN HIS CHEST
Captain Direction!
HOSPITAL INUNDATED WITH STOOL SAMPLES
They’re tired of your $#!%
DUTCH MAN CAN’T LEGALLY LOWER HIS AGE
Guilty of being 69 years old.
PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA DENIES BEING AN IMPOSTER
Which is what he was programmed to say.
TEA-LOVING MAN CHANGES MIDDLE NAME TO ‘YORKSHIRE TEA’
Nathan Yorkshire Tea Garner
AUDIO: COUPLE OBJECTS TO MORE COWBELL
They have a fever.
AUDIO: GUY HAD BONES OF 50 PEOPLE IN HIS LUGGAGE
India – ammirite?