ELDERLY COUPLE RECEIVES BIG BOX OF METH IN THE MAIL
From Crackodile Dundee?
WHO’S A GOOD BOY EATS $200 CASH
Hungry labradoodle.
POPE FRANCIS ENCOURAGES HAIRDRESSERS NOT TO GOSSIP
One of the bigger world problems.
HUMAN LEG FOUND ON FOOTPATH
How appropos.
PARROT SERVED AS DRUG LOOKOUT
Watch bird.
FUGITIVE SICK OF PARADISE, TURNS SELF IN
Canary Islands.
ROBBER HAS SHOPPING BAG ON HEAD AS DISGUISE
Then took bag off his head to carry the loot.