THAI MAN BITTEN BY TOILET PYTHON
On the wang.
PILOT TURNS ON AUTOPILOT SET FOR ZERO FEET
Nosedivelarity ensues.
AUDIO: FLIGHT ATTENDANT BREASTFEEDS PASSENGER’S BABY
At lease somebody got a free in-flight meal.
FISHERMAN TRAPPED ON CLIFF BY ANGRY SEALS
Angry, angry seals.
MORTUARY EMPLOYEES ARRESTED FOR STEALING EYES
Poor John Anderton.