WHO’S A GOOD BOY EATS $200 CASH

This happened in Llandudno, North Wales. Judith Wright’s 9-year-old labradoodle “Ozzie” had to be rushed to a vet on Monday after he ate an envelope full of cash. Wright said someone owed them money, and just pushed it through their mail slot. Ozzie ate eight £20 notes worth over $200. The vet charged £130 ($170) to induce vomiting. Besides the chewed-up money, Ozzie also tossed up a plastic money bag and clip. The entire incident ended up costing Ozzie’s owners nearly $400. The couple may be able to replace some of the money by taking the damaged cash to the Bank of England.
* Ozzie’s really putting on the pounds.
* $170 to induce vomiting? They don’t have grass in the back yard?
* This explains why they haven’t gotten any mail for 9 years.
* I wonder if Ozzie’s ever bitten the head off a bat?
* PHONE TOPIC: Things my dog has eaten.