ELDERLY COUPLE RECEIVES BIG BOX OF METH IN THE MAIL

An elderly couple in Werribee, Australia, a suburb of Melbourne, mistakenly signed for a package sent to the wrong address. The couple was unsure about the package that was delivered to them and “they asked each other if they ordered anything.” The box turned out to contain 44 pounds of meth – $10 million worth. The pair quickly called police, who seized the drug bundle and tracked down the suspect responsible – 21-year-old Zhiling Ma of Melbourne, who was taken into police custody.
* Ma is thinking, “Dammit, it was 120 WEST Wallaby Street.”
* He’s a regular Crackodile Dundee.
* “That’s not a box of meth. THIS is a box of meth.”
* Clint Eastwood sent the couple a copy of his new movie “The Mule”, with a nice note.
* They handed over the $10 million worth of meth, and then it was back to eating cat food.