HUMAN LEG FOUND ON FOOTPATH

British police are investigating after part of a human leg was found on a footpath used by schoolchildren. The grisly discovery was made around 6:45 a.m. Thursday morning by a dog walker just yards from New Waltham Academy, an elementary school in Lincolnshire. The footpath is near an old railway line.
* Where’s the rest of the body? They should check the trunk line.
* And then the armoire. And the headwaters of the creek.
* I guess we’ll see next week if this leg story has legs.
* Now here’s Britney Spears with “Piece of Me”.