AUDIO: NEW COMPUTER CHIP SMELLS BODY ODOR
I don’t need a chip for that.
MAN CRASHES INTO THREE FERRARIS
Asleep at the wheel…with an excuse.
DEAD MAN BOUGHT 14 YEARS WORTH OF XMAS PRESENTS FOR NEIGHBOR’S CHILD
(He bought them before he died.)
HEAD TRANSPLANT MAN GETS MARRIED, CALLS OFF OPERATION
Head of the family.
FAMILY CAT MAILED TO ALBERTA
Postage mew.