DAD SUING MCDONALD’S BECAUSE HE CAN’T SAY NO TO HIS KIDS
Who can resist a Happy Meal?
CYCLIST IN ACCIDENT THROWS HIS OWN FECES AT DRIVER
Schwinndigestion?
AIRLINE PASSENGERS HAD TO PAY FOR PLANE REPAIR
Hey, what’s the holdup?
UNIVERSITY BANS ALL CAPS
ALL CAPS ARE SCARY!
DARTS FARTS
Scottish dart player Gary Anderson defeated Dutchman Wesley Harms 10-2 to earn a spot in the quarterfinals of the Gland Slam of Darts on Saturday in Wolverhampton, England. But, in a post-match interview, Harms claimed that he wasn’t able to play to the best of his abilities because there was a terrible smell on stage…
CANADIAN BUTTER THIEVES
Butter rustlers!
AUDIO: WOMAN DIDN’T HOLD ESCALATOR HANDRAIL, SUPREME COURT WILL DECIDE CASE
Follow the rules, missy.
DEAD TATTOO ARTIST WILL HAVE SKIN REMOVED, PRESERVED
Well, tan my hide.
MALE ESCORT SAYS WOMEN JUST WANT TO TALK
Midnight Wowboy.