WORLD’S OLDEST WOMAN WAS A LIAR
And an identity thief.
BOY CALLS 911 OVER GIFT OF SNOW PANTS
And can you blame him?
STRANGERS MEET, GET MARRIED ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Meet in England, married in Vegas.
CHINA BUILDING COMMUNIST THEME PARK
Mickey Mao’s?
AUDIO: NEW COMPUTER CHIP SMELLS BODY ODOR
I don’t need a chip for that.
MAN CRASHES INTO THREE FERRARIS
Asleep at the wheel…with an excuse.
DEAD MAN BOUGHT 14 YEARS WORTH OF XMAS PRESENTS FOR NEIGHBOR’S CHILD
(He bought them before he died.)