SOCCER TEAM FAKED PLAYER’S DEATH TO AVOID NEXT GAME
He got better.
RUN A MARATHON ON ANTARCTICA
Stragglers will be left behind.
AUDIO: RESTAURANT SERVES DECONSTRUCTED HAM SANDWICH
Make it your damn self. $17, please.
ELEPHANT WALKS INTO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
Eats everything.
INMATE SAID PHONE UP HIS BUTT WASN’T HIS
How’d that get in there?
CHINESE GANG CAUGHT RECYCLING CONDOMS
Boy, did I join the wrong gang.
DAD SUING MCDONALD’S BECAUSE HE CAN’T SAY NO TO HIS KIDS
Who can resist a Happy Meal?