AUDIO: FLYBOARDER FAILS CROSSING ENGLISH CHANNEL
11 miles out of 22 ain’t bad.
AUSTRALIAN SNOW GLOBES CONTAINED LIQUID METH
Caught by the border patrol.
MAN CALLED IN BOMB THREAT TO HAVE DATE WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Spoiler: it didn’t work.
TRAVELER HIDES COCAINE UNDER HIS WIG
In a big lump.