BURGER KING CUSTOMERS GET 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTING REAL MEAT
Sounds about right.
BEWARE THE GIMP
Man in gimp suit terrorizes town.
CHESS CHEATER
The old Hide-The-Phone-In-The-Toilet-Stall Gambit.
POT-SMOKING DRIVER COULDN’T SEE THROUGH WINDSHIELD
Hit a police cruiser.
PRINCE CHARLES OPENS AN AIRBNB
In a castle in Scotland.
CHILDREN BANNED FROM PLAYGROUND FOR BEING TOO LOUD
Sorry, no fun allowed.
SWISS AIR FORCE AERIAL TEAM PERFORMS OVER WRONG FESTIVAL
No, no – I said the SECOND Alp on the right.