WOMAN WRITES OWN OBITUARY
Comedians in Coffins Getting Cremated.
ASSMAN LICENSE PLATE DENIED
It’s pronounced “Oss-men”
INTRODUCING THE ALL-NEW AUDI CRAPMOBILE
The Audi E-tron.
ZOO CONTEST TO NAME SNAKE AFTER YOUR EX
Australian brown snake
SPACE STATION TOILET BROKE
Always put the lid down.
SHOE THIEF GOT OFF ON THE SMELL
70 pairs of stolen shoes.
ROBBER FOILED BY BANANA, SPLITS
A banana a day keeps the robber away.
ELDERLY WOMEN HAVE SNOW SHOVEL FIGHT
Tough old birds.
THE BRATWURST HOTEL
All sausage, all the time.