WOMAN OVERDOES IT AT BRITISH SEX FESTIVAL

Europe’s biggest swingers’ festival has claimed its first casualty. A 52-year-old woman was rushed to a hospital after having a heart attack at the three-day Swingfields Festival, which takes place at a secret location in Worcestershire. According to reports, the woman had been taking part in activities, including a tug of war and Jello wrestling when she started having breathing problems. Medics were on site, and the woman was given emergency treatment and taken to a hospital.
* What were they tugging?
* The medics couldn’t tell if she was coming or going.
* Jello wrestling is harder than it sounds. It’s almost impossible to do a half-nelson on a pile of Jello.
* A British sex festival? Boy, talk about your bangers and mash…
* The festival reported one heart attack and lots of strokes.