THIEVES STEAL FAKE PAINTING PLANTED BY POLICE
They knew the crime was coming.
GANG OF CHICKENS KILLS FOX IN HENHOUSE
Angry peckers.
ME+MOO: THE FARM COW APP
Connected cows.
WOMAN LEFT HER BABY AT THE AIRPORT
Common mistake.
DIVER ALMOST EATEN BY A WHALE
Don’t be silly, whales eat krill. Hey, look at the krill.
WOMAN CRIES ‘MURDER’ TO GET COPS THERE FASTER
To move a car blocking her garage.
WOMAN FIFTY SHADES OF GREYED HERSELF
Lashed herself to a steering wheel.
BILLIONAIRE DIES GETTING PENIS ENLARGEMENT
How embarrassing.