MAN CALLED IN BOMB THREAT TO HAVE DATE WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT

A 65-year-old Serbian man allegedly phoned in a fake bomb threat on Thursday in the hope of keeping a flight attendant he wanted to date in the country. The unidentified man confessed to the hoax, which caused the Lufthansa flight taking off from Belgrade to be evacuated. The man told authorities he met two flight attendants earlier and that they had declined his dinner invitation. He became smitten with one of them and allegedly phoned in the fake threat to keep her in the country after failing to find her hotel.
* Not exactly a meet-cute.
* Why so crazy? He’s 65. He doesn’t have time for the slow pursuit.
* 65 years old, and he still hasn’t come up with a good pickup line.
* Serbia has only, what, two hotels? How hard can it be to find her?