ZOO BRINGS IN TWO OLDER FEMALE RHINOS TO TEACH YOUNG MALE HOW TO DO IT
“Mrs. Rhinocerous-son, you’re trying to seduce me.”
FINE WINE THEFT
The wine was fine, not the theft.
MAN STARTS MOVING AT HIS OWN FUNERAL
Did not want to go on the cart.
DALAI LAMA CONFIRMS: IF THE NEXT ONE’S A WOMAN, SHE BETTER BE HOT
No one wants an uggo Dalai Lama.
SCARABS ON A PLANE
Beetles fall on passengers.
TEEN CATCHES FALLING BABY
From second story window.
PARENTS NAME BABY BOY “GOOGLE”
Dad wanted something tech-y.