FINE WINE THEFT
The wine was fine, not the theft.
MAN STARTS MOVING AT HIS OWN FUNERAL
Did not want to go on the cart.
DALAI LAMA CONFIRMS: IF THE NEXT ONE’S A WOMAN, SHE BETTER BE HOT
No one wants an uggo Dalai Lama.
SCARABS ON A PLANE
Beetles fall on passengers.
TEEN CATCHES FALLING BABY
From second story window.
PARENTS NAME BABY BOY “GOOGLE”
Dad wanted something tech-y.
TOILET EXPLODES ON WIZZ AIR JET
Fly ironically.