SPOILED BRAT PUSHES BMW INTO RIVER, WANTED A JAGUAR
Dad: “He has a mental health issue.”
AUDIO: MAN SANG SO MUCH KARAOKE, HIS LUNG COLLAPSED
Every breath you take.
FLEEING FUGITIVE ATTACKED BY WASPS
Send in the swat team.
BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT’S IDEA TO SAVE THE RAINFOREST: “POOP LESS”
Now hold it right there.
RESTAURANT GIVES SOLO DINER A GOLDFISH TO EAT WITH
Worst soup ever.
CANADIAN FIGHTS OFF BEAR WITH BICYCLE, POCKET KNIFE
After politely asking it not to attack him.
CATHEDRAL INSTALLS GIANT CARNIVAL SLIDE
Helter skelter.
CHERNOBYL VODKA
Perfectly safe – go figure.
SPAIN ALLOWS TOPLESS BATHING IN PUBLIC POOLS
It’s nippy out.