BUCKINGHAM PALACE HIRING NEW CHEF

Buckingham Palace is hiring a new chef. The job opening is currently posted on the royal family’s official website.
– The job pays 22,076.04 pounds (or about $27,480) and offers a 15 percent employee contribution pension plan.
– The right candidate will “prepare diverse menus for a wide range of events” and operate “through all sections of the kitchen.”
– All meals while on-duty are included.
– You get 33 paid vacation days.
– You will have the option of live-in accommodations, as well as access to “a range of recreational facilities” at Buckingham Palace. However there will be a “salary adjustment” made for those who choose this option.
* They’re asking for a British chef? Boy, that takes guts.
* When they say “All meals while on-duty are included,” it means they’re really looking for a royal food taster, to make sure nothing’s poisoned.
* Requirements can’t be that strict. I hear Guy Fieri just filmed a “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” segment there.
* What kind of recreational facilities do they have? A Prince Phillip Go-Kart track? A Camilla riding arena?