ASTRONOMERS DISCOVER SOURCE OF MYSTERIOUS WAVES: THE MICROWAVE OVEN
17-year mystery solved.
MAN CLIMBS EIFFEL TOWER
Mon dieu.
MAYOCHUP MEANS “S–TFACED” IN CREE
Hold the mayo.
THE COW KISSING CHALLENGE
How dare he!
WAITRESS MISTAKENLY BRINGS CUSTOMER $5700 BOTTLE OF WINE
The one he ordered was $300.
SHERPA CLIMBS EVEREST FOR RECORD 23rd TIME
Says, “Arms very tired.”
DRIVER FINED FOR EXCESSIVE FAST FOOD WRAPPERS IN CAR
A “dangerous” amount.
CANADIAN WOMAN RECEIVES REWARD FOR NOT DRIVING DRUNK
Here’s $10. Come again!