INDIA TO HOLD FLATULENCE CONTEST

Some people in the Indian state of Gujarat are going to hold a (farting/wind-breaking) contest. Called What The Fart (WTF), it will be held at a local club in the city of Surat on September 22. The contest will be a test to see whose toots are the loudest, the longest and the most musical. More than 40 participants have signed up, coming all the way from Jaipur, Hyderabad and Mumbai. It costs 100 rupees to enter, and winners will not only take home trophies but also possibly a cash prize.
* Gas money.
* Just in case – wear your brown pants.
* Is your colon READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
* A flatulence contest in India. Or, as they call it over there, Tuesday.
* I feel sorry for Pakistan. Downwind.
* I hope none of the losers let out a big stink.