FIRST SPACE BILLBOARD: PEPSI
Thanks, Pepsi.
NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL FIRE
French fries.
MAN NAMED MALICE SETS CARS ON FIRE
Callous Malice.
SOMETIMES THE TWIN BROTHER SCAM WORKS
Charges dropped, judge can’t tell ’em apart.
AUDIO: RHINO POACHER TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANT, EATEN BY LIONS
Pachyderms and pussycats pound poacher
TV SPORTS ANCHOR SENTENCED FOR BANK ROBBERY
Let’s check out the lowlights.
TWIN BROTHERS EACH CLAIM OTHER IS FATHER OF BABY
Judge orders both to pay support.