MAYOCHUP MEANS “S–TFACED” IN CREE
Hold the mayo.
THE COW KISSING CHALLENGE
How dare he!
WAITRESS MISTAKENLY BRINGS CUSTOMER $5700 BOTTLE OF WINE
The one he ordered was $300.
SHERPA CLIMBS EVEREST FOR RECORD 23rd TIME
Says, “Arms very tired.”
DRIVER FINED FOR EXCESSIVE FAST FOOD WRAPPERS IN CAR
A “dangerous” amount.
CANADIAN WOMAN RECEIVES REWARD FOR NOT DRIVING DRUNK
Here’s $10. Come again!
81-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FINDS 104-YEAR-OLD MOTHER
Searched for 60 years.