PROTESTER CLIMBS ON TOP OF PLANE
Yes, but James Bond did it on a moving plane.
PAINT STRIPES ON YOUR COWS
Cuts down on fly bites.
GUILTY MAN TALKS FOR 20 HOURS AT SENTENCING
Judge finally cut him off.
MAN DOESN’T BLINK FOR OVER AN HOUR
Staremaster.
MAN STEALS 159 BICYCLE SEATS
As revenge.
GUINEA PIG ICE CREAM
Ecuador. Go figure.
WOMAN ASKED TO STORE BOX HOLDING NEIGHBOR’S HEAD
Told her the box contained ‘sex toys’.