NORTH KOREA WANTS OUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
Send him the Rockets.
AUSTRALIA’S NEW $50 BILL HAS A TYPO
Responsibilty.
COUPLE DIES OF BUBONIC PLAGUE AFTER EATING RAW MONGOLIAN MARMOT ORGANS
The bubonic anti-vaxxer movement strikes again.
KOREAN SOLDIER GOES AWOL TO SEE “AVENGERS: ENDGAME”
Totally worth it.
DYING WOMAN GETS LAST WISH – TO PET AN ALPACA
Weirdest bucket list ever.
ELDERLY COUPLE RECEIVES BIG BOX OF METH IN THE MAIL
From Crackodile Dundee?
WHO’S A GOOD BOY EATS $200 CASH
Hungry labradoodle.
POPE FRANCIS ENCOURAGES HAIRDRESSERS NOT TO GOSSIP
One of the bigger world problems.