NEW ZEALAND’S PRISON GUARDS GET SLUSHY MACHINES
Slurrrrrp.
POPE FRANCIS ENCOURAGES HAIRDRESSERS NOT TO GOSSIP
One of the bigger world problems.
HUMAN LEG FOUND ON FOOTPATH
How appropos.
PARROT SERVED AS DRUG LOOKOUT
Watch bird.
FUGITIVE SICK OF PARADISE, TURNS SELF IN
Canary Islands.
ROBBER HAS SHOPPING BAG ON HEAD AS DISGUISE
Then took bag off his head to carry the loot.
FIRE SHOOTS OUT OF AIRPLANE ENGINE; PASSENGERS TOLD IT WAS “NORMAL”
Happens all the time.
AUDIO: DEAD DOG DIGS WAY OUT OF GRAVE
Worst “Pet Sematary” p.r. stunt ever.