TURTLE INTERN WANTED
Two week vacation in the Maldives.
GRAMPA BURIED WITH A WHOPPER
(not a euphemism)
MAN ROBS TWO BANKS ARMED WITH AN AVOCADO
Now he’s toast.
BEETHOVEN’S HAIR
For sale.
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC RESORT DEATHS: INSECTICIDE IN THE A/C?
Another couple says it happened to them.
POPE FRANCIS CHANGES THE LORD’S PRAYER
“Do not let us fall into temptation.”
WIFE MAKES CHEATING HUSBAND LIE NAKED ON TOP OF CAR, FOR SOME REASON
(gasp) That’s my fetish!
AUSTRALIA IS NOT REALLY SNAKEBITE CITY
Common misconception. Ha-ha.