NATURIST COUPLE LOOKING FOR NUDE WAITSTAFF FOR THEIR WEDDING

An engaged couple of naturists in England is looking for people to work as waiters at their wedding – but you have to be comfortable doing it totally naked. The couple is offering $37 an hour (£30) for four waiting and two bar staff to serve nude guests while also being naked themselves. The wedding will be held at the groom’s family home in Berkshire and will host 30 naked guests. Several people have already agreed to work, but then canceled, so the couple is starting to get desperate, saying, “We’re not even bothered if they have waiting experience at this point, as long as they are professional and polite!” The wedding is on October 2nd.
* You don’t want to be short staffed at an event like this.
* How many times is the bartender going to have to hear, “I’d like a cocktail.”
* Or, “These are great highballs.”
* “I’m in the mood for a Slippery Nipple”.
* The centerpieces on the tables will be bottles of hand sanitizer.
* I hope they’re not serving soup.
* At least at a nudist wedding, everyone knows who the Best Man really is.