COUPLE DIES OF BUBONIC PLAGUE AFTER EATING RAW MONGOLIAN MARMOT ORGANS
The bubonic anti-vaxxer movement strikes again.
KOREAN SOLDIER GOES AWOL TO SEE “AVENGERS: ENDGAME”
Totally worth it.
DYING WOMAN GETS LAST WISH – TO PET AN ALPACA
Weirdest bucket list ever.
ELDERLY COUPLE RECEIVES BIG BOX OF METH IN THE MAIL
From Crackodile Dundee?
WHO’S A GOOD BOY EATS $200 CASH
Hungry labradoodle.
POPE FRANCIS ENCOURAGES HAIRDRESSERS NOT TO GOSSIP
One of the bigger world problems.
HUMAN LEG FOUND ON FOOTPATH
How appropos.